Bunny of Doom

There was a little bunny that was very pink and small

Who didn’t think the world was very fair to him at all

And so this little bunny had a cunning plan

This cute, pink little bunny would take over the land

The Bunny went to Westminster to talk to the PM

He said that the First Minister had said that they were lame

That England was just rubbish and Scotland should be free

And nobody could stop her and the SNP

He then bounced off to Scotland and spoke to the FM

And told her that Westminster would bind Scotland in chains

They planned to close the parliament and make Scotland their slaves

And only he, the bunny, could stop this taking place

He tricked the politicians into writing laws

That gave him lots of power – they thought to fight their cause

There was lots of legal jargon and some special hidden parts

That helped the little bunny keep the power that he sought

All the laws got passed and the politicians had a shock

What they actually had wanted was nothing like they got

The bunny had the power and he continued with his plan

For now this little bunny was in charge of all the land

The people they were frightened of what might come to be

So they listened very closely when he made his first decree

I am a little bunny that is small and pink its true

And because I am so little no one listened to my view

There are others out there like me who seem to be ignored

Because they are called different and can’t fight for their own cause

I am going to make some changes so everyone is free

To live a happy life in peace and equality

So the bunny made some new laws and made sure they very obeyed

And most everyone was happy and the worlds a better place

And those that disobeyed them very quickly learned

Don’t mess with little rabbits or you’re sure to end up burned

The moral of this story is to listen to the small,

To those of us who are different, in fact thats nearly all

And now we are all happy and just because we can

We have a celebration cause a Bunny rules our land