Bunny of doom - Maniefesto Launch

Today was the SNP Manifesto Launch in Edinburgh and this is what would have happened if the bunny of doom attended



I am a little bunny who is very pink and small
I went to the manifesto launch and man I had a ball
I got cuddles of the First Minister
And cuddles from her team
I appeared in lots of photographs
And on the BBC
And when they were distracted
I implemented my evil plan
And now a little bunny is in charge of all the land

And now I am in charge
You should all listen to me
Because I have the backing of all the SNP
And first against the wall
Are the ones that should know better
So watch out Mr PM
Cause I am coming down to get you