Cancer

Just heard that Victoria Wood has died of Cancer.  She was only 62

Fuck you cancer

You have taken someone else

Another from my childhood

Another of the best

They weren’t very old

They gave us such a lot

And still you bloody took them

And left in lives a gap

I am sad for those who loved them

For those who loved their work

But mostly I am angry

And it really is deserved

You keep destroying lives

And though we try to fight

We seem to keep on losing

And it’s really very trying

But someday we will beat you

And until that glorious day

Fuck you cancer

I hope you die away

Bunny of doom - Maniefesto Launch

Today was the SNP Manifesto Launch in Edinburgh and this is what would have happened if the bunny of doom attended



I am a little bunny who is very pink and small
I went to the manifesto launch and man I had a ball
I got cuddles of the First Minister
And cuddles from her team
I appeared in lots of photographs
And on the BBC
And when they were distracted
I implemented my evil plan
And now a little bunny is in charge of all the land

And now I am in charge
You should all listen to me
Because I have the backing of all the SNP
And first against the wall
Are the ones that should know better
So watch out Mr PM
Cause I am coming down to get you